Tuesday, 5 October 2010

balding Bruce is a right meat head

BRUCE WILLIS topped LADY GAGA'S meat dress on US TV last night - with a sirloin steak headpiece.

The movie tough guy prompted hysterics when he greeted chat show host DAVID LETTERMAN wearing the minced toupee atop his balding bonce.

He said, "This is all natural. It's a meat hairpiece inspired by... who's that crazy lady? Lady GaGa!

"Let me tell you, this took hours to get ready. It's 100 per cent ground beef sirloin. Top shelf, organic."

And Bruce insisted the uncooked wig hadn't posed any hygiene issues.

He added: "Showering? Not a problem. I took a shower a couple [of] hours ago...lather, rinse, repeat. Tenderise."

What's more, the Die Hard star seasoned his prime-cut patty and encouraged David to tuck in with a fork.

The TV titan obliged, shovelling in a huge mouthful before running offstage to spit out the raw food.

He must be off his head...

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